I've learned all I need to know in life from the backs of cereal boxes and Monty Python. I'm pretty outstanding. No, really. I'm a daughter, sister, aunt, best friend, failed roller derby wench (but now a NSO (Non-Skating Official)), musician, geologist, geography nut, science dork, video game lover, Portuguese, Central California native.
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26th November 2009

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Thanksgiving Day = Bliss

A great start to the day, playing New Super Mario Brothers Wii.

Today will be pretty easy until about 8:50 anyway, I have to hit the road for work at 10 PM tonight.  Ugh.  At least I’ll probably get to grab a nap before work!  I’m sleepy already just thinking about work.

26th November 2009

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The dude that has pwnd my heart for ten years, I’m thankful for him.

The dude that has pwnd my heart for ten years, I’m thankful for him.

Tagged: kthxgiving

25th November 2009

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Reblog if you breathe... (Just kidding)

I’m getting kind of annoyed with all of the “REBLOG IF YOU DO [THIS]” posts on Tumblr.  It’s like the Facebook groups that have no real purpose.  I’ve seen groups on Facebook like “I text to avoid awkward situations.”  Congratulations, now grow a backbone if you ever expect to become a functioning part of society.

25th November 2009

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My sickness…
…and that was only after about a 5 minute search.  I’m sure there are more that I can’t find at the moment.

My sickness…

…and that was only after about a 5 minute search.  I’m sure there are more that I can’t find at the moment.

25th November 2009

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Theme

I’ve yet to find a theme on this site that I looooove…  Every theme has it’s own problems.  Bleh.  I wish I weren’t lazy, or I’d just create my own.  It’s upsetting that I learned a bunch of HTML to edit my LJ, and then they changed that all up, so now I don’t even know that HTML anymore…  Other than the good old img src and a href.

25th November 2009

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Short survey

Name:  Milissa, or Mil.

Tumblr Name:  Sexyankles.

Age: 27, nearly 28.

Location: Clovis, CA (location pending in about 4 months time)

Current school/job: Child care worker at a group home for 6 adolescent boys.

Sexual orientation: Straight.

Status: Single

Random fact about yourself: I have a lip gloss obsession.  No, seriously, I’ll post a picture eventually.

Hobbies/Interests: Beading, playing piano, playing video games with my brother’s kids, photography, reading.

Do you smoke/drink: No and no.

Fav Tumblrs: kelleeeee is #1, for me personally.  She’s part of the reason I keep coming back.  She delivers many lolz.

Why Tumblr?: Seriously, everyone else was doing it.  And then I just sort of stuck around after my ankle started getting better from the break.

25th November 2009

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randomhector:

“Feels like nothing’s there!”Big deal, I’ve been told by several women, before these came out, the exact same thing.

It makes me think of the scene in Knocked Up when he’s freaking out on her for not knowing he wasn’t wearing a condom.  Seriously?  I can’t physically tell a difference unless there isn’t much natural lubrication (yay foreplay!) in the area.

randomhector:

Feels like nothing’s there!

Big deal, I’ve been told by several women, before these came out, the exact same thing.

It makes me think of the scene in Knocked Up when he’s freaking out on her for not knowing he wasn’t wearing a condom.  Seriously?  I can’t physically tell a difference unless there isn’t much natural lubrication (yay foreplay!) in the area.

25th November 2009

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GPOYW:  This is what it looks like when I have a lazy day.  After showering, I just comb my hair into a pony tail and throw on a headband.  Taken yesterday.

GPOYW:  This is what it looks like when I have a lazy day.  After showering, I just comb my hair into a pony tail and throw on a headband.  Taken yesterday.

24th November 2009

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Dress admiration


I feel like Kaylee in Firefly right now…admiring the dress.


BTW… It’s a plus size, size 18! I’m excited, because a year ago I was borderline between a 22 and a 24! GO ME!

The price tag said $100, and I ended up only paying $58.80-something after taxes! So I’m pretty excited about that!

24th November 2009

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Dresses

I’m going shopping tomorrow for a dress to wear to my brother Alan’s wedding on December 27th.  I’m going now so I can hopefully avoid the mass hysteria that is Christmas shopping.  For one, I don’t do well in large unfamiliar crowds (i.e. Family reunions: Ok.  Shopping at the mall at Christmas time:  Hyperventalations).

Stores I’m hitting tomorrow:

Macy’s

JC Penney

Lane Bryant

Avenue (if I can find one in Fresno/Clovis anymore)

And of course, by “tomorrow” I actually mean “Tuesday.”  It’s about 1 AM local, and I’m still up.

Not only do I dread holiday shopping time…  I also dread trying on clothes!  Ugh.  It reminds me of how much I hate my body.  I’d hoped that by now I’d be in a size 14 (I’m between an 18 and a 20 at the moment, and the biggest I ever was, was pushing 24!), but since I broke my ankle, various things were beyond my control.  One was eating properly (seeing as how others were preparing food for me), the other was getting enough exercise.  So I’m okay with being a sort-of size 18, going to my brother’s wedding…  For now.  Considering.

(shakes fist at ankle)