Sexy Ankles

Anonymous asked: Your blog has inspired me to pursue the bare ankle aesthetic, but I find the contrast between the black plastic of the GPS device and my pale alabaster ankles jarring. How can I remedy this problem?

I’m not sure that this is a genuine question and perhaps you are a troll.

My reasoning: I have done extensive research on this matter of ankle baring - none of the bare ankle brigade would actually do anything more transgressive than bare ankles with dress shoes. Certainly nothing more criminal than riding a fixed wheel push bike up a one way street the wrong way. These are the same people who in another age would show their defiant rebelliousness by wearing “joke” ties and “fun” socks. I therefore declare that you sir, or madam, are a troll.

Anonymous asked: Do you have a business of some sort/personal Facebook profile I can contact you through more detailed advice. Happy to pay for advice.

This is a free public service - no charge for expert advice.

Anonymous asked: The bowling alley insists that I wear socks when using their rental shoes. How do I get around this restriction. Also, how do I steal the bowling shoes without laving my suede monk straps behind?

I’d suggest that taking the bowling shoes and leaving the suede monks straps behind is a win for you all round.

Anonymous asked: Hi. Can a gentleman when not wearing stockings display a tasteful ankle bracelet? Either something casual and woven from colorful strands or animal hair, or something more formal but tasteful and subtle, something made of silver from one of the respected jewelers--Tiffany's, Cartier, Fishbein's, etc.? TIA for your help. P.S. really enjoy your blog!

”..display a tasteful ankle bracelet..”

Theres your problem right there.